The jokes
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."