The jokes
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.