THE PIZZA jokes

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?

CHEESE-US!

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.