THE PIZZA jokes

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  • Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?

    A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

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  • Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

    A: The pizza can support a family of four.

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  • What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?

    The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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