The Dark Side jokes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!