The Dark Side jokes
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.