Your mom is so old she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
What did thanos say when he snapped his finger - another one bites the dust
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
