Thanksgiving Turkey jokes
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.