Thanatos jokes

Death

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Virgin

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

Suicide

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

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  • Murder

    Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.

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