Thanatos jokes

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What are you good at?

Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.