I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Do you want to hear a paper joke., Nevermind it is tearable
Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable
Let me tell you a pun. Nevermind, its tearable