Tearable jokes

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

What's the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.