Tater-Tot jokes

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?

A: A tater tot.

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

what do you call a retard smoking weed?

a baked potato.

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.