Tankard jokes

Alcohol

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

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  • Memes

    Priest

    A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

    The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

    The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

    The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

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  • Vampire

    A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Baptism

    So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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