Tankard jokes

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.