Superlative jokes
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.