Super car jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.