Sunk jokes

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

I believe "Self-Baptism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt."

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."