Sunk jokes
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
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Ok not round 5, that's soon tho, You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?