My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes so i hanged on
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes so I said I’ll cut it out
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
If you don ́t like my suicidal jokes, sorry man didn ́t know it cut that deep.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke it for people to like your joke ,but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well,
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
