Sugar Daddy jokes

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

Why are orphans whores?

Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.