Subtraction jokes
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.