Subtraction

Subtraction Jokes

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Sex

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Question

Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

Time

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

Time

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Math

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Sex

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.