When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
a kid walks into the class room on time
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."