What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
