mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
when the north tower saw the south tower collapse he would say "I'm still standing".
when the south tower saw the north tower collapse he say I'm still standing.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick...she still isn't talking to me
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
