Stick Shift jokes

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.