Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot
