I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
little Johny asked teacher wy you where no shirt teacher sys because i want to teacher drops her pencil and picks it up the class starts laughing what so funny a kid took of your ba and we see your squish sexy boobs
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What did the grape say when he got squished nothing he just let out a little wine
