Squint-eye jokes

Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?

Nukes are bright.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?