Sprite jokes

My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.

I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.

But I got seven Up.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.