Spoilage jokes

I like moldy food.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.

How dairy!