Spoilage jokes

Bleach

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

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  • Dairy

    Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

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  • Thyme

    I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

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  • Baby

    Babies can spread a nasty smell,

    especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

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  • Community