Special Interest jokes

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.