Spastic jokes

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."