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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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    • 1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

    2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

    3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

    4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

    If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

    Are these good?

    When did “yo” mean Hello?

    They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

    Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

    So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

    One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

    (I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)