Societal issue jokes

Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?

So the police can see that he’s white.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

BLM British Lives Matter.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?