Smoking Hot jokes
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Red hot 🥵
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.