Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
my bf: knock knock me:whos there my bf:ice cream me:ice cream who my bf: ice cream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body
Why did the guy get the hose
Because the girl was smoking hot
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