Smear jokes

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.