Smear jokes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
I smell like skunk.
I put glue in a man :)
Community talk
You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more