Smear jokes
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Community talk
You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more