Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
