Smear jokes

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...