Smear jokes
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Memes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
Community
You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more