Slurp jokes
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Community talk
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Jakey slurp. Mmmmmm MMMM.