Slurp Jokes

i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns