Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Slurp Jokes
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
