Slim Shady jokes

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.