Slim jokes

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

What is 6 inches and long?

A Slim Jim.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.