Sleep Over

Sleep Over jokes

Orphan

  • Girl: Hey.

    Orphan: Hi.

    Girl: Wanna be friends?

    Orphan: Sure.

    Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

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  • Dog

  • My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

    The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

    Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

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  • Movie

  • Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

    You: Yeah, but why so many people?

    Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

    You: Dude!!!!

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  • Friend

  • I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

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  • Orgasm

  • A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

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  • Pill

  • Mom: Wake up!

    Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

    Mom: Why are you disappointed?

    Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

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