Slab jokes
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Memes
The ham is in fact processed
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
like this if you have ever been abused.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.