A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says "A beer please! and one for the road!"
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Monkey Man's mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em
Welcome to David's Morge you stab 'em we slab 'em!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
