Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
