Slab jokes

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!

Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.