Sit-in jokes

"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.