Shredder jokes
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
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I say Valentines Day can burn in a fire and get crushed by a shredder
This is a chat to talk shit about people who are dicks and deserve the disrespect
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