Shredder jokes

Skin

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his ass.

I say Valentines Day can burn in a fire and get crushed by a shredder

This is a chat to talk shit about people who are dicks and deserve the disrespect

examples hank lattuce shredder