Shower thought jokes
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
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I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
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English spelling at its finest.
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shower thoughts: so if you cant sleep in minecraft then why u sleep in irl for no reason
Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person
Shower Thoughts:
- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.