Shower thought jokes
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Community talk
do crabs think fish are flying?
shower thoughts: so if you cant sleep in minecraft then why u sleep in irl for no reason
Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person