Short height jokes

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.