Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Shes Jokes
He: "Do you smoke after sex?"
She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
