Sexual organ jokes
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!