Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
