Sexual organ jokes
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."