Condomchristopher6 years agoHow is a woman like a condom?Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
SarcasmAnonymous7 years agoI was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.