Seven year old jokes

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Seven is a registered six-offender.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.