Seven year old jokes
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
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GENESIS 23 The Death of Sarah 1Sarah lived to be a hundred and twenty-seven years old. 2She died at Kiriath Arba (that is, Hebron) in the land of Canaan, and Abraham went to mourn for Sarah and to weep over her. 3Then Abraham rose from beside his dead wife and spoke to the Hittites. He said, 4“I am a foreigner and stranger among you. Sell me some property for a burial site here so I can bury my dead.” 5The Hittites r… Read more