My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There's twenty of them!
What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers
I like my cigar's like I like my women Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack
