Seven year old jokes

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

There's twenty of them!

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.