What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
