Serving food jokes

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

A sandwich walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."