Serve Drinks jokes

Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.